Blue Is The Warmest Color (2013)
TOMORROW. TOMORROW. TOMORROW.
In approximately eight hours I’ll be finished with my first semester of grad school, (HEY! DID YOU KNOW I WAS IN GRAD SCHOOL? HA HA HA.) and it all starts with this album.
1.) When someone asks you to help them do something, and they make far more money than you do, say no.
2.) When someone talks down to you, you tell them to change their tone of voice when talking to you.
3.) If someone throws you under the bus, you fucking destroy them with a whole fleet of buses.
4.) When someone calls you a bitch or a cunt, remember you’re just defending yourself, and proudly take whatever stupid label they think means anything.
5.) When someone says something awful, you tell them in no uncertain terms why it’s awful, even if it takes all your energy. If that’s not advisable for personal security and job security, then you proceed to tell everyone you know about this. Record it. Get witnesses. Leave nothing untouched.
6.) Make friends with the enemy of your enemy.
7.) Get people in power to love you, even if it kills you.
8.) Take a whistle, and blow it.
9.) Wear whatever you want to work because they don’t respect you anyway.
10.) Glare at them so hard they want to crawl back into the safety of their mother’s womb.