ohdults

fantasticcatadventures:

medieval:

Diagrams of embryos in various positions.

14th c. (via)

breaking it down since before birth

ads-cft:

hannibal made fun of machinedrums nasty ass shirt and he got butthurt

greuze:

Vlaho Bukovac, Andromeda (Detail), 19th/20th Century

beatonna:

I want cable knit sweaters to be something they are not 

It’s, like, the world’s greatest feeling to unfriend people who post terrible, awful shit on Facebook and not have some lingering sense of guilt or regret.

"UAS WOULD SAVE FIFTY BILLION DOLLORS IF ALL IMMIGRANTS WENT HOME CLICK LINK 2 SEE"

BYEEEE.

npr:

ICYMI:  The humorists at Wait, Wait … Don’t Tell Me! attempted to make a pepperoni pizza cake (h/t Buzzfeed). The key word here is “attempted.”

Sandwich Monday: The Pizza Cake

Photos: Buzzfeed and NPR (guess which is which)

- Kate

The Toast hires Roxane Gay to lead new sister site ‘The Butter’

sarahluz:

cherrispryte:

love-and-radiation:

silibrumportes:

elizabethminkel:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Gadzooks! This is both exciting and very very intimidating.

Woo!

Okay well when I heard “The Butter” I thought it was gonna be a foodie site, but aside from that, THIS IS AWESOME. 

OH HELL YES

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

rookiemag:

hazelcills:

Holzer 4-ever

Hard co-sign.

X ARS

Sent: I think I’ve convinced myself enough to believe that if I lose weight, I’ll look like a taller version of Jenny Slate. 

Received: Wrong.