January 2010
Here are my resolutions:
1. Learn to say “yes.”
2. Learn to say “no.”
December 2009
How does a man manage to spill potatoes on himself...
Papa Bear, I worry about you.
I want to barf every time I see a couple enrolled...
Thanks to my creeping skills, I’ve already found two pairs of lovebirds. Ay de mi.
“To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush, to be this close to...”
– Colbert at White House Dinner - See it here.
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I feel like I've seen the same picture a thousand...
It usually included: girls in leggings (sometimes ripped), teacups, soft lighting, the outdoors, a skinny boy (shirt optional), tiny animals, needlepoint, a passage from an old book, cigarettes, a hand-written note (pencil or pen), giant glasses, and (cup)cakes.
Maybe I’m just feeling stabby, but I want something fresh.
I think I'm slowly wearing down my mom. Her...
For the past year I’ve been hinting at another one. SHE WILL GIVE IN.
One day, when I have a room to my own, I'll be...
I already bought this today.
I have 12 followers and a tumblarity of 47.
For some reason, I just couldn’t care less.
For the longest time I thought it was a sin to...
I’ve still never looked.
Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful.
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I told Adam that when I come back from the midwest...
Like the time in eighth grade I returned from break with cornrows, Pumas, black and red striped tights, jean skirt, CareBear t-shirt, and glittery bracelets.
Baby Boi, this GPOYW (complete with nose ring, messy hair and sweater from Goodwill) is dedicated to you. I’ll prove to be your best friend yet. Wait and see.
Over Spring Break I visited an animal farm...
But all I could think about were my Grandma’s Christmas sausage balls. I could never, ever, ever give up those puppies. Three days until they fill my belly. Three.
“They say she’s like a book on tape. A day too short and two dollars too...”
I love this woman to an unhealthy degree.