December 2010
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Tonight I went rollerskating for the first time...
There were tweens skating and texting AT THE SAME TIME.
I clung desperately to the side as I shuffled along, laughing nervously and sweating profusely. All the while girls and boys in short skirts and wife beaters made a skate train to “California Gurls.”
stormytherabbit:
When I got to high school I was slightly disappointed that there was no such thing as a makeout party.
When I got to college I was slightly disappointed there was no such thing as a makeout party. Or really any great parties in general.
Television has built up my expectations. Reality has destroyed them.
But if I can find a George Michael Bluth/Bill Haverchuck/Jim Halpert...
leslieshmeslie asked: this isn't much of a question but I just read a bit through your tumblr...actually a lot through your tumblr because it instantly goes to the next thing and I can't tell myself "okay, just one more page" (darn you) and I got down to the part where you talked about That One Girl's racist paper. I still feel like she got away with it. I tried to be mean and tell her she had...
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Crafting
Mom: Watchya doin?
Me: Drinking. What are you doing?
Mom: Crafting my ass off
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For the last two weeks
I’ve lived on nothing but Saltines and key lime pie yogurt.
Since I finally arrived back in Indianapolis this afternoon I’ve had chicken ‘n dumplings, chocolate cookies, chocolate covered pretzels, shredded cheese, granola, almonds, popcorn, peas, and three bananas. I’m going to be ridiculously sick tomorrow, but at least my belly is happy right now.
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Senate Votes to Repeal 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' →
Sorry if this is old news, but hot damn! How exciting!
My dad sings to my mom all the time around our...
Is it too much to expect that from my future husband? I want a home full of singing. Off-key, out-of-tune, rough-harmonied singing.